Definition: This is a total non-sequitur that can be used to change the subject at any given time. As with most rhetorical questions: an answer here is neither expected nor important.

Submitted By: Milan Kosanovich

Definition: A polite, roundabout way of getting your travel companion (usually wife or metrosexual buddy) to realize she/he is overpacking.

Submitted By: Milan Kosanovich

Definition: This under-appreciated pearl is the perfect response to any question to which you don’t know the answer or understand the question, or worse yet, both. In other words, “I sorta know what your saying or probably should know what you’re talking about, but, in reality, I never even heard of it before…and I’m too embarrassed to admit it.” Pronunciation point: This should roll-off the tongue as one word & sound more like: “Idobutidont”.

Submitted By: Milan Kosanovich

Definition: If you think I’m paying–even though it’s for me–you’re crazy. For maximum effect: say with effeminate affectation while pointing to payor.