The practice of dropping the right movie quote to perfectly describe a real world scenario has been around for decades. The response for those of us with the biggest library of classic "muzings" at their disposal can range from a nod of respect to outright applause in the right social situation. We've asked some of the best in the business to contribute to The Muzing Dictionary, to create the world's deepest well of classic movie lines, with the definitions of their proper use. Feel free to borrow liberally from this site when needed, and to add any you feel are missing.
I noticed your grips were worn. I should’ve mentioned it before.

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: Best used as a pathetic excuse for any situation, particularly good when half-heartedly trying to bail out a co-worker in hot water
Submitted By: Bill Steward of Jacksonville, FL

It Looks Good on YOU though.

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: You say this to a person that just didnt look in the mirror today
Submitted By: David Bussin of New York, NY

He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron .

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: Drop this when someone is clearly way over their skis, thinking they can do something miraculous, when everyone present knows failure inescapably looms.
Submitted By: Chris Hanahan of Iowa City, IA

Elihu…come loofah my stretch marks.

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: When showering at the gym, let this one fly, sit back and relish in the reactions.
Submitted By: Mike Ronning of Vancouver, BC

I noticed your grips were worn. I should've said something before.

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: Best used as a pathetic excuse for any situation, particularly good when half-heartedly trying to bail out a co-worker in hot water.
Submitted By: Andrew Ross of Miami, FL

We have got a pool and a pond… pond would be good for you

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: We would love to have you over, just dont really want you coming in the house, or really want you over at all. You are not good enough to come to the nicer areas of our life.
Submitted By: Brian of Plano, TX

Smails

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: A generic, proper name for a ‘judge’. For example, yesterday I asked my friend, Grant, whose father happens to be a judge, how his dad was doing: “How’s Smails?”

Keep it Fair

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: A request to an official or referee to remain utterly judicious and above reproach…always accompanied with payola.

Dr. Beeper

Movie: Caddyshack

Definition: Reference to any dork or blowhard interacting excessively or acting as a slave to a loud or noisy electronic device–cell phone, pda, or, of all things, a ‘beeper’ (archaic).

Billy Barule

Movie: Caddyshack
Definition: Name ascribed or given to an object (golf club, utensil, etc) believed to possess the magical and mystical powers of good fortune. In golf: it’s your favorite club; in business: your lucky tie for that important presentation.

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