Muze Clothing » Christmas Vacation http://www.muzeconnects.com Muze Clothing—featuring high-end designs, famous movie quotes and shirts inspired by your favorite movies. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:18:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/get-you-something-to-eat-drive-you-out-to-the-middle-of-nowhere-and-leave-you-for-dead/ http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/get-you-something-to-eat-drive-you-out-to-the-middle-of-nowhere-and-leave-you-for-dead/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:06:00 +0000 admin http://www.muzeconnects.com/?p=6139 Movie: Christmas Vacation

Definition: With the holiday season upon us, use this as a subtle (depending on your tone and volume) hint to any houseguest who has overstayed their welcome, or were never even welcome in the first place. In other words, why don’t you beat it?

Submitted By: Chris Thompson of Toledo, OH

]]> http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/get-you-something-to-eat-drive-you-out-to-the-middle-of-nowhere-and-leave-you-for-dead/feed/ 0 I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it. http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/i-pity-the-person-who-lights-a-match-within-ten-yards-of-it/ http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/i-pity-the-person-who-lights-a-match-within-ten-yards-of-it/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:51:14 +0000 admin http://www.muzeconnects.com/?p=6136 Movie: Christmas Vacation

Definition: A heads up / forewarning to steer clear of the bathroom for a good 20… or maybe 30 minutes.

Submitted By: John Schultz of Redding, CA

]]> http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/i-pity-the-person-who-lights-a-match-within-ten-yards-of-it/feed/ 0 If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/if-i-woke-up-tomorrow-with-my-head-sewn-to-the-carpet-i-wouldnt-be-more-surprised-than-i-am-now/ http://www.muzeconnects.com/2010/02/if-i-woke-up-tomorrow-with-my-head-sewn-to-the-carpet-i-wouldnt-be-more-surprised-than-i-am-now/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:04:39 +0000 admin http://www.muzeconnects.com/?p=6127 Movie: Christmas Vacation

Definition: Use this in response when caught off guard with one of life’s unexpected moments… the wife is actually ready on time for once, whips up some half way edible grub, or happily sends you on your way for night with the boys.

Submitted By: Jesse Brown of Las Vegas, NV

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